Fortune Cookie Generator (+ my commentary):
Put you garbage in the garbage can and all will be well
- The garbage can? What is this, history class?
The dog really did run away, because you are a bastard
Go with Mauve, it brings out your eyes.
That corn dog was made out of REAl dog meat
You will use fake gold to buy fake breast
Don't look behind you.
You must not eat that slice of pizza, it is poisoned
You will become a ninja
Tonight you will spend time with your loved one. What? Don't have one? YOU SUCK!
you will find that there is no sex in the champagne room
One word: Herpes
The world will be over-ran by robots.. in the movie ''I, Robot''. staring Will Smith
- oh my! that's EXACTLY what i was thinking!